I was trying to find my wife; she was trying to find her parents. I was drunk, too, and wanted to run off with her. I might have said this out loud. Trumpets and trombones drowned out everything for a second. Behind the cows?

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Please refresh the page and retry. W hen was the last time you asked a friend to put their hand in your arse? I want to know because of a wondrous spectacle I recently witnessed at close range, on holiday in Miami. But it was what they did next that really arrested the attention of anything with a heartbeat. As one rolled over onto her stomach, bottom pushed out as far as Kardashianly-possibly, the other stood over brandishing a phone, biting her lip.
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